Chris S - 'The Chief' - The Chief gets angry easily, usually hollering at any Glop for no apparent reason. The Chief is never seen without a cruller somewhere within reach. The Chief never calls a Glop by their correct name, except for Doughy (which adds to the jealousy towards Doughy). The Glops are constantly correcting The Chief but he just ignores them or mumbles or makes some sort of remark

Gene - 'The Academy Rookie' - Gene is fresh out of the academy. All of the Glops are amazed that Gene is the only GLOP to have graduated from an academy as everyone else was hired directly off of the street. He is the typical cop sidekick to the letter. He also does asides facing Bob "The" Cameraman, which everyone around him can hear. Gene has also memorized the Big Book of Glops which has everything a Glop needs to know in it, sadly of its 365 pages, 364 are about donut procedure.

Angelo - 'The Lady's Man' - Angelo is an incredible 'lady's man' in his own eyes. So much so that he flirts with inanimate objects. From time to time he is partnered with Evie who just smacks him for paying more attention to an inanimate object then to actual human females.

Matt - 'The Space Cadet' - Matt has been on the force for 10 years but is incredibly spacey when it comes to things like listening to The Chief or overall doing his job. From time to time you will see him just staring into space.

Evie - 'The Otaku' - Evie is the only female Glop. She is immediately let on to the force with no actual training at all since she is the first and only female Glop in history, meaning she knows even less about the job then everyone else. She at times ends up wearing cat ears and spouts either Zen fortune cookie like phrases or Japanese pop culture references.

Mike - 'The Cool Head' - Mike is laid back and just goes with the flow of things. Not one to disagree with anyone or try and start arguements. All the Glops are amazed at how he can think his way out situations and Evie hangs on his every word.

Chris B - 'The Cereal Killer' - The Cereal Killer leaves traces of ripped up cereal boxes and crushed cereal where ever he has been (should also note that when he leaves his mark or ‘calling card’ it is left in spots where it is easy to clean up i.e. next to a vacuum or broom and dust pan etc…). Whenever The Cereal Killer's ‘calling card’ is acknowledged the Glops comment on how considerate he is since he always provides the tools to clean up his mess. And then they proceed to clean it up.

John Cameraman - 'Bob "The" Cameraman' - The Glops are constantly blaming Bob "The" Cameraman for their blunders and mistakes. Bob throws stuff at the Glops when they are not looking, such as pens, rocks and plastic steak to try and relieve his stress from the moronic stuff the Glops do and also for not getting his name right.

Doughy - 'The Donut' - Doughy is a donut and the best Glop on the force. Every Glop hates him because of this. Doughy and Matt were friends and room mates at college, before either of them decided to join the force, way back when and had a very bad fall out since Matt accidentally ate Doughy's entire family at a cookout. Doughy also has the foulest mouth out of all the Glops.

Bagel - 'The Bagel' - Bagel is Doughy’s arch nemesis, has a mustache and is French. Bagel shows up whenever a fresh batch of donuts arrive. Doughy and Bagel get into heat arguments that only the Glops can hear.